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Terrific Athlete - Chapter 1
It is a bright and shiny morning and the olympics is about to begin.
"Hello and welcome, everybody. The Athletic Olympics is about to begin. It's a beautiful day and the contestants are ready" said the Announcer into the microphone. "This is truly a marvellous day."
At the start of the race track, Pom Pom, Homestar and Marzipan are exercising.
"I can't beleive you decided to entew, Marzipan" said Homestar, doing a few stretches. Pom Pom bubbled. "Oh, you're wight. We should pwobably go" said Homestar Runner.
"Got the postew, Marzipan?" asked Homestar.
"Yes" answered Marzipan holding up the poster.
"Will all the contestants please take their positions?" asked the Announcer, as Homestar Runner, Marzipan and Pom Pom walked up to the race track. Unfortunately, Strong Bad was nowhere to be seen. Neither was Strong Mad or the Cheat.
"Sorry, everyone. Strong Bad could not make it today, so Steve will be replacing him" announced the Announcer, who was being given a piece of paper.
A man with a
Terrific Athlete - Prologue
Homestar Runner is a terrific athlete. Well actually, there was a time when he wasn't such a terrific athlete. There was a time where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom had no hobbies and stayed indoors, everyday and watching the rain fall from the sky. Homestar Runneer and his fat balloon friend had just completed college and were ready to move on to getting careers. But, Homestar Runner never found one he was good at, until one day when he stopped by the sports field and asked Coach Z for a job.
"So, can I have a job?" asked Homestar Runner.
"Sure thing" said Coach Z. "Welcome to the jorb, Homestar."
"Welcome to the what?" asked Homestar.
"Umm, nevermind" said Coach Z.
To celebrate Homestar Runner's new job, Pom Pom and Homestar Runner walked/bounced over to their favourite Marshmellow place called "Marshmellow's Last Stand".
As Strong Bad entered, Homestar Runner and Pom Pom stood in a state of fear.
"Holy crap! What are you dooing here, dorkster?!" shouted Strong Bad.
"Oh, we're just eati
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